This is pretty Anti-civ

I love nature so much. Except for gnats. Fuck those bastards, they’re little Eichmanns

— Derrick Jensen

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar. Also, go fuck your mother

— Derrick Jensen

Oh Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo?

— Derrick Jensen

I like licking butts.

— Derrick Jensen

Dude, have you ever just looked at your hand? I mean REALLY looked at it.

— Derrick Jensen

Even I think Ryking sucks.

— Derrick Jensen

I went to church last Sunday and left feeling deeply refreshed. God will save us all from environmental destruction.

— Derrick Jensen

Can’t we just build some more skyscrapers?

— Derrick Jensen

I’m capitalism’s number one fan.

— Derrick Jensen

White people taking the L like it’s their job.

— Derrick Jensen